Thank You to All Our Customers

Al Dente here. Just wanted to write a quick note to thank ALL of our friends who purchased carbon offset credits from us. I thank you, and obviously the earth thanks you too! The data is in. Global temperatures are falling slowly but surely. There is a correlation between Good Ideas Gone Bad carbon offset credit sales, and global temperatures.

But I don’t want you to think the battle is won. We must keep up the fight. Now is not the time to walk away from the long war on climate change.

If we stop purchasing credits, I am afraid the temperatures will start to climb once again. Sure, the nay-sayers will spout some scientific jargon about a decrease in solar insolation or inaccurate computer models that overestimate the effect of CO2 on temperature by some 500%. Two words for these people. Flat Earth.

I challenge each of you to double your credit purchases in the next few months. Let’s drive the temperature downward and save the polar bears - together.